my facebook has a sick sense of humor

my facebook has a sick sense of humor

Captain Blood, 1935

(Reblogged from finefilmfeels)

Today is probably going to be the last hot day of summer. I’m sure the others all have really great personalities, but I intend to take full advantage of this one.

I had a dream last night that the Doctor enlisted the Pawnee Parks Dept. to help design and build a new park for the center of the Rings of Akhaten…

  • Leslie is shocked by the state of the local theocracy and tries to teach them all feminism
  • Ben is fascinated by an monetary system based on sentimental value
  • April thinks the whole thing is stupid
  • Ron fixes the Tardis’s chameleon circuit
  • Chris thinks this is literally the best vacation ever (and for once, he’s right)
  • Ann gets roped into consulting at a walk-in clinic and never actually does any sight-seeing
  • Leslie is thrilled to meet half the cast of the Harry Potter movies
  • Ben is thrilled to meet half the cast of Game of Thrones
  • Tom goes shopping
  • Donna keeps telling the Doctor he “can get it”
  • Andy locks himself in an alien bathroom and survives by eating soap that tastes like dreams and rainbows


… and they’re all halfway back to Pawnee before they realize they forgot Jerry, who had gone to get a souvenir for Gail.

really??? Those were the best titles your focus groups could come up with?

  • Step 1: Shave
  • Step 2: Eat breakfast, LOTS of breakfast
  • Step 3: Build a barn
  • Step 4: Kidnap the love of your life
  • Step 5: Realize you forgot the parson
  • Step 6: Sing
  • Step 7: Host a shotgun wedding